Dispatches from the desk of Lisa Mantchev, author of theThéâtre Illuminata trilogy (Feiwel & Friends), TICKER, forthcoming from Skyscape/Amazon, and STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS, forthcoming from Paula Wiseman/S&S

 

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

(Source: togifs)

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

… I just made an “uuuuuumph” noise, and I am unashamed.

galaxyspeaking:

I saw rocketssurgery's awesome tattooed!Hiccup and my hand slipped

… I just made an “uuuuuumph” noise, and I am unashamed.

imissnepeta:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

You write a novel.

Everyone loves the novel.

Someone makes a movie based off your novel.

Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel.

You become best friends with said actor.

It can’t happen if you don’t sit your ass down and write your novel.

I love how this person just knows we fantasize about this

Hey there, Hiddles. I need you to proofread Chapter 3 for me… ;)

batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

batched:

tugamaggie:

dreamparticles:

doctorsaxon:

frecklesbajorek:

chekovs:

and then they have sex on the gold

and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold

and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold

and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold

and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold

… and THEN we go back to Spain.

Neighborhood fireworks went off and the nine year old solemnly announced, “The first of the Tributes has died.”

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases


I will add the companion volume to “I Swear I’m Not Sick”:
Venereal Diseases: Don’t Look At Me Like That, It’s Research

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

I will add the companion volume to “I Swear I’m Not Sick”:

Venereal Diseases: Don’t Look At Me Like That, It’s Research

(Source: dumbfuckingnerds)